Tuesday, 7 June 2011

SHIT

After reading the incredible bollocks of my first blog post I've decided that it is imperative for me to try again. So, here goes.

Seeing as I will be graduating in exactly on month from now it seems that I ought to do something to structure my life from now on. It seems the done thing to get a job, so, on Sunday I decided this was what I would do. Only, this took a lot more effort than I initially expected. And whilst I applied for about 20 jobs, I have only heard back from 2. This was to say the least, quite demoralizing. So for now, the job search is postponed. 

SHIT. What do I say when people ask what I'm going to do now I've finished?!

Option 1: Lie. Tell them I have a job sorted, just don't specify where, when, etc. etc.
Option 2: Say I don't know, which has been my tactic up until now but I don't think I can take any more disappointed looks.
Option 3: Spend the rest of my life working in the same bakery I have since I was 14. I am 21. This is my least favorite but equally most likely option. 




Sunday, 19 September 2010

Blog Virgin.

Seeing as the dreaded third year of university is fast approaching, and the horrors of the less than researched dissertation are becoming more and more troublesome, I decided I would write a blog. It seems that a bit of traditional procrastinating to put off something that is really quite important suddenly seems incredibly worthwhile.

Earlier today I watched this video:

http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DlVmmYMwFj1I%26has_verified%3D1

I reckon that the majority (this is assuming that there even can be a majority of people who read this blog) of you will know someone like the dickheads described in the video, or that you simply are one yourself. The thing that strikes me is that it is quite probable that the dickheads being described are actually the dickheads that are behind the makings of the video; the synths used in the song sound familarly like the ones that the dickheads are said to play. I think I lost my point in the middle of there somewhere, but trust me, watch the video - it made me laugh out loud.

Anyway, after that brief interlude, back to being a blog virgin. I don't have a clue where to start, so I'm going to end before I've begun, and go and think about something good to write about.